As an actual doctor of time and space, Doctor Nick was the only logical choice for GWAR when it came to selecting premium male grooming products. This was, of course, largely due to the fact that he is the only known curator of such products who also possesses the ability and desire to transcend space and time through the past few millennia. Doctor Nick's Beard Oils and other grooming products are simply a dream for any carbon based life form who's concerned with the appearance of its hair covered meat bag and these special oils are no exception. Straight from the bowels of Antarctica, through a 9-mile time chasm and right onto your face that only a mother can barely…

They say that love has many virtues. Virtues are for the weak and pitiful. We need VICES! Your Lords and Masters of GWAR are sustained on a steady diet of human souls and the flesh of politicians. We enjoy the occasional virgin as an amuse bouche. An aperitif. A palate cleanser. But we realize that pitiful mortals require sturdier stuff to keep up the head-banging pace of an action-packed GWAR B-Q, and this year is no damned different. Calories, pitiful humans. Calories. For starters, Balsac the Jaws of Death is whipping up his Famous Pork Shoulder. Sure. It’s pork. Tastes like pork. Looks like pork. Could be pork. Could be Nigerian email scammers, but probably pork. Balsac perfected this dish…